On Monday, we attended the live taping of Dancing with the Stars. Craig and I don't watch the show, but his long-time carpool partner, Les, and Les's wife are avid fans of the show. They got tickets and invited us to join them. As you read this account, remember that Craig and I know NOTHING about the show.
Before the show, Courtney helped me with my hair. First, I borrowed her hairdryer because I had to leave at 12:45 for the show and I'd only taken a shower an hour before. She asked which attachment I wanted...I ended up just taking the one she had on the hairdryer. She apparently doesn't know that my working knowledge of hairdryers is limited to: I will point this at my hair and it will dry more quickly. But I got my hair dry and straight:
She did this fantastic style for the housewarming party and I loved it so much I asked her to do it again for the show. You won't see it on the show, but she took some pictures before I left:

We were instructed to arrive by 3:15. So we were in line at the gate at 3:05. The instructions said we could not bring our phones, so it was an interesting wait in line. We actually had to talk to one another. It's remarkable how many things you want to look up when you cannot.
At 3:15, they started down the line checking ID's against a list of names. The instructions said that jeans, even expensive designer jeans, were not allowed. We did see a few people wearing jeans turned away from the gate. The crowd seemed to consist primarily of mother-daughter groups, all nicely dressed. A cart came by on the road, selling snacks and odd toys (beach ball, anyone?).
Shortly thereafter, they let us walk across the studio parking lot. I understand that Dancing with the Stars plays on ABC, but we were at the CBS studio. ABC had several trucks outside.
Once inside the studio, we stood in line again to have our names and ID's checked on another list. Here they stamped our hands and told us which section we were to be seated in. We were in the "right" section. The line then went into the building through two metal detectors. A few people had their cell phones taken away. Craig set of the metal detector and was wanded by security. They never found what set off the alarm, but apparently decided he was no threat.
We were directed back outside, to form lines according to section. The instructions had said that everyone had to be seated by 4:20 and that no late seating was allowed. We were somewhat amused to find ourselves still standing outside at 4:30, with a few late arrivals still making their way across the parking lot to the check in stand. As we waited, a truck pulled up blaring music and a young woman got off and announced she was selling snacks and drinks. We would be allowed to take water only into the studio. She assured us that we could buy from her and not lose our place in line.
Once we got inside the studio, we found the chairs were marked with full sheets of paper with our names on them. With assigned seating like this, I'm really not sure why there was such a fuss about not losing our place in line. We found our seats around 4:45. The chairs were so small and placed so closely that Craig and I could not sit side by side, our shoulders wouldn't fit.
After a brief introduction and instruction, we spent the next two hours clapping, booing, standing up, and sitting down mostly without any identifiable reason. We could hear very little of what the judges said and we could only see the dancers from the waist-up in most places on the floor. I understand now why the judges on these types of shows always sound like they are shouting...they are shouting and still cannot be heard by the crowd. I do wonder how often the crowd reacts inappropriately (booing or clapping) simply because that's what the first person started doing and the rest of the crowd followed along without hearing anything.
By the end of the show, I was certain I had bruised one hand from clapping. It's still tender, but no bruise has appeared. We were instructed on how to exit the studio, which we started doing promptly. Before we had left our seats, there was a loud bang and I looked over to see a television remote on the floor next to Les. He picked it up while asking the lady seated next to him if she was alright. The lady put her hand on top of her head and said she was okay. But then blood started flowing from her upper lip. The remote had fallen, presumably from the third balcony where there was a television screen, landed on her head and flipped down to hit her in the face.
Craig found a crewman, who seemed more bewildered by the fact that a television remote was down on the floor than concerned about the bleeding woman. So he grabbed another stagehand and we started with the fact that the woman was bleeding. Les left his card with the lady and we left.
Last night, we watched the taped show and found ourselves on the screen. We've added helpful circles to these pictures (because otherwise, let's be honest, you'd never find us):
And a "close up" shot (also with circles):
We left to go to dinner at Gordon Ramsey's Fat Cow restaurant. The food was good, but not spectacular.